Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
But it’s time to stop, you cry!
Because: Torn, curtain.
Arras my ass, thou Hamlet-to po-tat-o-head.
Sometimes I feel like I’m phoning this in. Which, as many have done before, is acceptable if undetected.
Divide and conquer!
Oldest trick in the book.
It’s happening now. I can see it every day.
Communication breakdown: first step. Second, data breach. Third, cut off funding.
Cut off its head, as they say. Or, if them, “it’s.”
And then do.
The sad thing is my compatriots are doing it to each other. Or are they my compatriots?
Of course you want more. I want more.
But right now this will have to suffice:
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